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Things are contrastive once you are old. To pick up your same a lot of grief, Old Man, payoff my advice:

NEVER eat corn-on-the-cob in public, particularly if you have a hair. There is something repellant give or take a few kernels of corn in an old man's whiskers.

WHEN your partner brings you food product and breadstuff as an alternative of the eggs, ham, and potatoes you ordered, say "Thank you, Dear!" and eat your egg and breadstuff. If you archer her she forgot the ham and potatoes, she will cognisance bad because she forgot to bring down them. Sooner or later, she will get even beside you.

DON'T put pans on top of plates and glasses in the washbasin. She will newly recount you for the umptieth incident to standstill doing that and you will have a dissertation that could answer for a Ph.D. about how pans can wound dishes or happening her favourite specs.

TRY NOT to let the hydrocarbon cannabis plummet to a lower place ¾ chockful or she will nag you to passing how you are active to get shipwrecked on an old bucolic road at time of day because YOU DIDN'T BUY GAS!

TAKE the refuse out once she tells you. If you do without the debris wagon you will have seven life of part. (This is not as sedate in my town where on earth they deciding up the junk on Monday and Thursday.)

ALWAYS select up your fecal clothing and put them in the rig-out restraint by the washing machine. If you don't, they may ne'er be paid the breadth of the lavation domestic device and you will any ne'er see them again or you will brainstorm them in a box in the outbuilding that says "Good Will."

REMEMBER that wash machines are too tortuous for men to direct. Don't even reason nearly it!

YOU SHOULD NOT try to jog on edge of that Latin female trailing at the path. You won't concluding cardinal minutes formerly your bosom goes into a thimwiggle and scares your pants off. (A "thimwiggle" is that intermittent heart thump that can annihilate you. My spouse gave me this clear-cut proposal.)

DANCING the social dancing at your granddaughters wedding ceremony is not a good enough notion. Nobody will cognise what in all Succotash you are doing and you strength end up in a straight-faced jacket.

ABOVE ALL for those of you that have a cardinal grandkids and intense grandkids same I do, do your Christmas purchasing the day since Thanksgiving once the instrument of punishment are at their peak, the amount of clerks is at the maximum, and the stores are vacate. (Read my article on the select few purchasing day of the year.)

FINALLY fashion positive you have a legroom in your dwelling that is grandkid confirmation and has merely one chair. It essential have a TV and shelves for your wife's dolls and swarming animals. Tell her that it is HER ROOM. Occasionally run her a snack food or a pleasant drink you set in the beater. Close the movable barrier once you depart from.

As Red Green says, "Keep your truncheon on the ice!"