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The old up to date adages newly don't do it for me any more than. For instance, chew over "the untimely craniate gets the worm." In this age of freelancing, premature interjection and peaking too hasty in one's work (by age 24) a more apposite locution strength be "The early vertebrate dies early."

Another one that has been puzzling me recently is "Early to bed, matutinal to rise, makes a man glowing successful and learned.' Sure it does if the woman is staying up posthumous improvement the habitation and fetching concern of the kids after on the job a chockful day at the office. Not singular is the locution sexist but it also doesn't get any awareness. Most relations who pursue these hours slaveholding at low paid jobs near trifling prospect at promotion. Shouldn't it read, "Early to bed, impulsive to rise, makes the corp I enslaved for wealthy and wise?"

"The doors of teachings are ne'er shut." This also should be revised to read, "The doors of a 24 60 minutes Drug or Convenience Store are ne'er slam." It is more truthful.

Another migraine-maker is "You pull together what you sow." Now whether this is apparent to utilise to agriculture or whatever, we cognise this is not sincere. Many individuals enthralled for years on projects that don't pay off, couples copulate to try and have babies with no corollary and grouping sow cereal grass all the circumstance lonesome to have it obliterate by hoarfrost or rainstorms. In these stubborn times, doesn't a spoken communication specified as "You gather what is available" brand name such more sense?

Also problematic is the best adage going on for someone tasteful - you "attract more space beside chromatic." The worry next to this features of "honey" is it too attracts another creatures specified as raccoons, bears and others that would mustard you of your charms. Also I am tremendously doubting of enticing people. Often they privation to acquire notes from you or many other like better. I conjecture it should be denaturized to "Beware those deportment gifts of honey, as they in all probability impoverishment bread."

I as well have a nuisance with "He who laughs last, laughs first-class." I muse that should be denaturized to "He who laughs last, laughs alone." Nobody likes a jest at his or her expense.

A craniate in the hand is markedly NOT worth two in the inferior. A vertebrate in the paw is cost about $2.99 a pound!

I as well ruminate "crime doesn't pay" should be altered to read, "Crime does pay, very if you are a politician."

I would like-minded to as well advise a few new adages that are more suitable for the 21st century:

"Lips that fondness wine, shall ne'er touch mine" should be denaturised to "Lips that tang intoxicant shall ne'er die from a intuition beset."

Longing for the pre-Plague era? How about: "Let's put the commitment posterior in promiscuousness."

How in the region of "A Rolling Stone gathers no taxes, (especially if they relocate to Switzerland)."

"Do unto others as you would have them do onto you unless you are a pervert."

"A Fool and his stuff are presently parted, specially if here is no downpayment for a year!"

After observant the neighbour intersecting the way, I besides came up "Fools who be in cup houses should not flounce in circles uncovered in in advance of the window after a shower."

"There's no entertainer approaching an old fool" should be replaced with "age and treachery outwits make-up and younker all case."

In these scrupulous times, Make Love Not War' would have to be changed to "Make Love Wearing the Appropriate Contraception not War.

I've e'er mental object that oral communication "Fools rush in where on earth angels emotion to tread" makes more consciousness in reverse. "Angels gush in where on earth even fools anxiety to pace..." I am rational roughly speaking firefighters, policeman, charitable workers, Greenpeace and new angels on earth.

One of the just adages that makes consciousness to me is the Chinese one "The Bigger The Front, the Bigger the backbone." Think around it, it makes consciousness.

I am too loving of the old Jamaican proverb "Cat Don't Make No Dog." Well unless you factor in biotechnology in which proceedings it is possible that a cat can trademark a dog. After all "With God, Anything is Possible and that is What I Am Afraid Of."